Friday, December 19, 2014

FNN Report: Clintons form exploratory committee for Chelsea’s daughter Charlotte


Charlotte Clinton Mszvinsky, born in September 2014 to her mother Chelsea Clinton, now has her own political action committee to analyze and prepare for a run for the Presidency in thirty-five years or so.
FNNs political reporter Stacy Conundrum broke this story.
One of the committees initial tasks is to organize a Senate campaign for the tyke so she can gain legislative experience. The committee will also evaluate which state will offer the best chances for success and that will be the state she will move to with her parents as soon as the data becomes clear.
The committee is anxiously awaiting her to grow old enough to attend pre-school. Then she can express her views on education with position papers and explain how she plans to change education once she is elected to public office.
Her parents have announced plans to take Charlotte to a different country at least once a year so she can gain foreign affairs experience by playing with privileged children there who may someday become powerful leaders in those countries.
Charlottes press agent told us, Charlottes parents insist the child be raise as a ordinary child not as a family member of the American elite.
The press agent also added, Remember this, anything the Bush family can do, the Clinton family can do better.


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37 comments :

  1. Ordinary child? Yeah, right. No one in politics remembers what it's like to be ordinary.

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    1. Maybe our problem is that ordinary people don't go into politics, only the losers do.

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    2. I can't think of anything intelligent to add right now, but maybe I'll be back. Ha.

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  2. HaHa!!! It wouldn't surprise me a bit, since nothing in politics surprises me anymore!

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    1. Oh, you, two! I'm sure there's a politician out there somewhere who can still surprise us. What about Mayor Ford!

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    2. Ahh, Mayor Ford, one of the few politicians with a vision. Of course, the vision is drug-induced, but you can't have everything.

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  3. Now that is a long range plan! :)
    ~Jess

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  4. Sounds like she'd be better prepared than many other government candidates. I'd vote for her! :)

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    1. Yeah, but what if she decides to open gas station instead of running for office? all that time, money and preparation wasted.

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    2. I think our vote wouldn't count, Lexa. Don't we have to live there?

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    1. What a great compliment for my satiric post. Thank you, Sandra.

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    2. You made Hank's day, Sandra. Excellent.

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  6. I just noticed the new profile pic. Love it, Joylene! :)

    And entertaining "news" as always, Hank!

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    1. I love the new profile pic also.

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    2. Ah, thanks, Carrie! I'm going white and honestly it's a little freaky.

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  7. Ahh, "news" that isn't about the Kardashians. Lots of fun, Hank!

    Love your new profile photo, Joylene. Your lovely smile made me smile! (And thank you for your lovely comment. I'm, er, blushing.)

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May all of life's blessings be yours in the New Year and beyond. xoxo

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    1. Thanks, Kittie. Many happy returns to you, too. Can't wait to read more of your adventures.

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  8. Thanks Kittie. And a happy holidays to you too.

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  9. I'm relieved she'll have multi-cultural exposure before entering the White House. That will change the game a bit.

    And yay for the new photo!

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  10. Wishing you a very happy Christmas with those you love, Joylene, and a successful and happy writing year ahead.

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    1. For you too, Carole. Wishing you many blessings.

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  11. Well, I suppose that it never hurts to start early....:) Thank you Hank, for making me chuckle today. Thanks Joylene, for being the ever gracious host. Blessings to you and your families! :)

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    1. Feliz Navidad, Karen. Best to you and your family today and throughout the coming year.

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  12. Hi human, Joylene and that dude, Frank,

    Great pawst! Thanks for sharing! Following! Arf!

    Pawsident, sorry, President Charlotte Clinton Mszvinsky, has a nice ring to it. Ring my chimes. Just think, a rather haggard, confused Sarah Palin being her vice, Pawsident, um, vice President. Wrong pawlitical pawty? Never mind, they are all the same.

    Hey Joylene, have a peaceful Boxing Day Eve, eh.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny :)

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    1. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas, Penny. Hugs and best wishes for the new year!

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  13. Hi, Hank and Darlene,
    Love the article. If it were possible to be this prepared for the rest of our lives ... ;)

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  14. Loved reading this article! Happy New Year and wishing you all the best for 2015!

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  15. Happy New Year, Joylene to you and those you love. Love snow, but at our age it would not be a good idea :0) My husband has no balance and it would just keep us indoors this winter for even longer periods. Thank goodness the supermarkets deliver. Can't wait for spring to appear. Much love, Carole.

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    1. Hope you have a snowless winter, Carole. Take care. Happy New Year!

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  16. Hola me llamo Anna y estoy visitando su blog para presentarme y presentar el mío, que termina de ver la luz en este mundillo de la bloguería. http://annarenne.blogspot.com.es/ estaría muy agradecida de recibir su visita. Saludos

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